Lighter Side Quotes #13

Lighter Side Quotes 'Parenthood is an experiment on how long your body can function without adequate sleep or nourishment fueled only on adrenaline coffee and baby smiles." - pinterest.com “Mom always said to laugh at my mistakes so pardon me if I laugh in your face.” - quotes-lover.com "I don’t have an attitude problem you just get on my darn nerves!!!" - Unknown “You don’t like me? That’s a shame. I’ll pencil in some time to cry about it later. Right now, I’m busy enjoying my life, Read more [...]

Lighter Side Quotes #14

Lighter Side Quotes "It’s better to have loved and lost than to live with the psycho the rest of your life." - someecards.com "Instead of getting angry, wipe away the people who made you angry..." - Unknown "So when this is ‘old enough to know better’ supposed to kick in?" - rottenecared.com “Love is like a rubber band. We keep pulling, someone lets go and it hurts the one who held on.” – QuoteImages "Make no mistake between my personality and my attitude.  My personality is who I am; Read more [...]

Lighter Side Quotes #19

Lighter Side Quotes “Have you ever noticed that being accused of something you didn’t do, makes you want to do it?” – Unknown “I was always told “If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all…” My ex sometimes wonders WHY I am so quite around him?????” – Divorced and Scared No More “The next time Satan reminds you of your past, remind him of his future!” – walkjc.org “When I’m sad I just sing, and then I realize my voice is worse than my problems.” Read more [...]

Lighter Side Quotes #4

"My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil." - Unknown "My princess in glass slippers turned out to be a skew that let herself go." - Unknown "I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat." - Unknown "If you’re going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill "Here’s one thing I can’t understand: First, people who are friends with their exes and Second, the new partner is ok with it?" - Unknown “When you're Read more [...]

Lighter Side Quotes #15

Lighter Side Quotes "Life is like monkey bars. You have to let go if you want to move on." - indulgy.com "Yes, I dance in my car. Yes, I see you staring at me. No, I do not care." - Unknown "Okay… I just had a talk to myself and it didn’t go well. Now I’m grounded!" - Unknown “I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person.” - Audrey Hepburn “I suffer from ADCD Read more [...]

Lighter Side Quotes #8

Lighter Side Quotes “When someone walks away from you, it’s not the end of your story.  It’s the end of their part in your story.” - Stayhappy.blogspot.c   “If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel.” – wititudes.c    “Any person can say they love you.  Only a few will actually prove it.” - AwesomeQuotes4u  "Sometimes people who are thousands of miles away can make you feel better than people who are right next to you." - Unknown "When a girl says she’ll be Read more [...]

Lighter Side Quotes #24

Lighter Side Quotes #24  "I'm the hero of this story!" - FB page Life, Love, and All That Jazz “May my enemies live long life to see my success.”  — FB page Xpressions  “I am not single, I am not committed, I am reserved for the one who deserves!!” - Ritu Ghatourey “One cannot be prepared for something while secretly believing it not happen.” – Nelson Mandela “Nothing is impossible; the word itself says I’m Possible!” – Audrey Hepburn “I may not be there yet, but I am Read more [...]

Lighter Side Quotes #9

Lighter Side Quotes "Free Smiles! Free hugs! Prayers Free Too!" - Unknown “Stop crying about being a doormat and get the hell off the floor.” - Rottenecards "Chivalry isn’t dead; it just followed wherever being lady-like went." - Donna Messer "An apple a day will keep anyone away, if thrown hard enough." - Bad Idea T Shirts "Be Happy! Be who you want to be. If others don’t like it let them be. Happiness is a choice and life isn’t about pleasing everybody!" - Unknown “Tip for the ladies: Read more [...]

Lighter Side Inspirational Quotes #2

Lighter Side Inspirational Quotes   #2 I've been on so many blind dates; I should get a free dog. ~ Wendy Leibman “I can’t get divorced because I’m a Catholic. Catholics don’t get divorced. They stay together through anger and hatred and festering misery, just like God intended.” - Lenny Clarke “Your mind can only hold one thought at a time. Make it a positive and constructive one.” - H. Jackson Brown, Jr. Envy is what makes you, when an acquaintance is lustily telling you that Read more [...]

Lighter Side Quotes #20

Lighter Side Quotes “When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.” – Mark Twain “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” – Jack Handey “I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a Read more [...]