Lighter Side Quotes #20

Lighter Side Quotes “When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.” – Mark Twain “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” – Jack Handey “I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a Read more [...]

Lighter Side Quotes #23

Lighter Side Quotes #23 "Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked." – Kimberly Broyles  "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." – Groucho Marx "Love is blind – marriage is the eye-opener." – Pauline Thomason "No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying." – Unknown “Relationships never Die a Natural Death. Read more [...]

Lighter Side Quotes #22

Lighter Side Quotes “It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lost it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.” ~ Unknown  “In three words, I can sum up life: it goes on.” ~ Unknown  “Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.” ~ Bob Newhart “I choose not to project my past onto my future.” ~ jlh “Moving on is easy. It's staying moved on that's trickier.” ― Katerina Read more [...]

Lighter Side Quotes #18

Lighter Side Quotes "Do something today that your future self will thank you for." - Whisper of the Heart “I have already been through Hell. So, give it your best shot. Not only will I survive, I will win!” – Looney Lane “Let’s face it. A jealous woman does better research than the F.B.I.” – yourecards.com “Fine guys open my eyes, smart guys open my mind but only a sweet guy can open my heart!” – Unknown I am sweet loveable, kind and innocent… Oh! For heaven’s sake! Stop Read more [...]

Lighter Side Quotes #17

Lighter Side Quotes “Tip for the ladies: If you want a man to leave you alone at a bar, don’t tell him you have a boyfriend. They don’t care. Tell them you have a penis.”  yourecards "Relax we’re all crazy it’s not a competition." - Men's HumorVerified ‏@MensHumor “Stop crying about being a doormat and get the hell off the floor.” -  Rottenecards “Sorry for all those weird posts last night. Apparently WINE hacked my account!” – rottenecards "I myself am made entirely of Read more [...]

Lighter Side Quotes #16

Lighter Side Quotes Your approval is not desired or required! If you talk about me, here’s some advice: “Click your heels 3 times and wish you had a life!” - bebo.com The fact you don’t find me amazing doesn’t reflect poorly on me, it just means you have bad taste. “ SomeECards.com "Forget Valentine’s Day I’m just waiting for the marked-down chocolates on Feb 15th." - goodreads.com Steph Life has no remote. Get up and change it yourself!- Facebook page name "Dear Math, I am sick Read more [...]

Lighter Side Quotes #12

Lighter Side Quotes "For Sale Ex-Spouse take over payments." - Unknown “Hitting the gym to release stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that caused the stress to begin with.” –  someecards.com “For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world!” - lifelovequotesandsayings.com “The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do you understand?” - Captain Jack Sparrow "Caution…  When someone tells Read more [...]

Lighter Side Quotes #11

Lighter Side Quotes "I used to laugh at my mom, when she told me she hoped I had kids just like me someday.  Well played KARMA…  Well Played!" -  someecards.com Some say the glass is half full; some say the glass is half empty.  I say  “Are you gonna drink that?”- coolquotescollection.com “Just ‘cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town.” George Carlin “Just because I give you advice, it doesn’t mean I know more than you, it just means I’ve Read more [...]

Lighter Side Quotes #10

Lighter Side Quotes “I want my kids to have everything that I never had in my life. Then, I’m going to move in with them and enjoy!” – DaveWordsofWisdom "Sometimes it’s the days where nothing is planned but everything just happens, that turn out to be the most fun!" - JAYYSN "Loving someone who doesn’t love you is like waiting for a ship at the airport." - lifeisunfaire1 “If I worked in a restaurant on Valentine’s Day I would put a fake engagement ring in all women’s glasses.” Read more [...]

Lighter Side Quotes #7

  Lighter Side Quotes "Relationships are a lot like algebra….  Have you ever looked at your  X  and wondered Y ?" - Jordan Jansen 'My spouse told me they needed more space…. So I locked them out!" - Unknown "Best feeling EVER:  watching your EX downgrade!" - humormeetscomics.com "So far today, I am doing all right.  I have not gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or self-indulgent.  I have not whined, complained, cursed, or eaten any chocolate.  I have Read more [...]