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Lighter Side Inspirational Quotes #2

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Lighter Side Inspirational Quotes   #2

I’ve been on so many blind dates; I should get a free dog.
~ Wendy Leibman

“I can’t get divorced because I’m a Catholic. Catholics don’t get divorced. They stay together through anger and hatred and festering misery, just like God intended.” – Lenny Clarke

“Your mind can only hold one thought at a time. Make it a positive and constructive one.” –
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Envy is what makes you, when an acquaintance is lustily telling you that she’s dating a Greek god of a guy, ask, ‘Which one, Hades?’
~ Regina Barreca

“Divorce sucks. Let me tell you, after five years of marriage, it is devastating to have the person with the good credit move out.” – Rich Vos

“A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. The woman already knows.”

– Monica Piper

“What happened? Satan was busy?” – Sam Kinison on finding out his wife had hired lawyer Marvin Mitchelson to represent her in her divorce case against him.

“Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I’ll show you somebody who has never achieved much.” –
Joan Collins

“I can’t take his genius anymore.” – Rita Hayworth on why she divorced Orson Welles

“You know why divorces are so expensive? Because they’re worth it.” – Willie Nelson

 

 

 

 

 

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Originally posted 2012-12-01 20:09:51. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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