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Lighter Side Quotes #20

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Lighter Side Quotes

“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.” – Mark Twain

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” – Jack Handey

“I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.” – Emo Philips

“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” – Isaac Asimov

“If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.” – Unknown

“The greatest compliment that was ever paid me was when one asked me what I thought, and attended to my answer.” –  Henry David Thoreau

“Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious as to have friends at a distance; they make the latitudes and longitudes.” –  Henry David Thoreau

“However rare true love may be, it is less so than true friendship.” –  Albert Einstein

“Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don’t worry…I’m here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you.” –  Charles M. Schulz

“I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin straight out of the cat dish.” – Anne Lamott

“Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty, than the person who has nothing to eat…We must find each other. ” – Mother Teresa

“I’ve never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful.” – Author Unknown

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Originally posted 2013-03-02 08:28:01. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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