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Lighter Side Quotes #19

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Lighter Side Quotes

“Have you ever noticed that being accused of something you didn’t do, makes you want to do it?” – Unknown

“I was always told “If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all…” My ex sometimes wonders WHY I am so quite around him?????” – Divorced and Scared No More

“The next time Satan reminds you of your past, remind him of his future!” – walkjc.org

“When I’m sad I just sing, and then I realize my voice is worse than my problems.” – Unknown

“We don’t refer to it as gossiping… We simply consider it sharing our opinions about other people’s life choices.”  – Unknown

“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.” – Will Rogers

”Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong” – Unknown

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go” – Oscar Wilde

“I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.” – Unknown

“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.” – Bill McGlashen

“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets” – Al McGuire

“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.” – Mark Twain

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” – Jack Handey

“I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.” – Emo Philips

“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” – Isaac Asimov

“If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.” – Unknown

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Originally posted 2013-03-01 08:24:29. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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